07/29/09

Crazy, Stupid, Fun !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by VannaFL

I was on a business vacation in Nashville and I went to downtown every night I was there. The place was packed and full of energy every night! It was definately a happening place. I had a blast of fun! I wouldn't recommend going there if you're too calm and are easily offended. If you love to drink, dance, get crazy and shake it off on top of a bar without no care, then this is the place for you! Its just like the movie, the bartenders/waitresses do their ever so famouse coyote dance and call up all the girls to dance on the bar as well. I love Coyote Ugly! Definately going down in my book of memories!

06/22/09

disrespectful and immature

by disrespectful

Walked Sunday around 9:30 and one of the coyote girls was behind the bar doing disgusting gestures with a small inflatable love doll. Now I was with my girlfriend whom is country and very old fashioned. We sat down and ordered a beer. The girl playing with the doll was talking on the microphone in a vulgar manner. I hadn't said a word to her when out of the blue she announces over the microphone that I look like I would be a dead fish. My girlfriend was offended and I was humiliated. Needless to say after I was disrespected and humiliated we hurried up with our beers and left. I thought this was supposed to be a southern-type saloon not Zanies comedy club. Hello! real southerners don't act like that! Me nor my friends will be back. And I will negatively blog this place to the best of my ability.

• Pros: none
• Cons: disrespectful and humiliating

03/17/09

Total Waste

by esummers

I have taken my girlfriend to this C.U. on several occasions on the weekend when we have been in town. It is sort of amusing to watch people that think they need to be on the bar but don't. We are more people watchers than drinkers. Having said that. I have videos I have taken inside that show people falling down drunk and still being served. Now 2 weeks ago I was in town on business and went by (alone) to stop in to see what was going on. I had a couple of drinks earlier at the hotel bar but by no means was drunk. I was turned down at the door for being TOO INTOXICATED. I was like you have got to be kidding me. I could care less what this little fella thinks, but I was like I have witnessed people drunk as a skunk in there still being served and have videos of them. And watched girls so drunk they were about to fall off the bar and not told they need to leave. Double standards just a total waste of your time and money. Do not go to this location under circumstances. Trust me. We will not be back for any reason.

• Pros: They Serve Drunks Inside
• Cons: Overpriced and Extremely Cheesey

02/26/09

Potty-Mouthed Tramps

by Randymanhere

I recently moved to 2nd Av N, and continue to call to report the vulgar language that the "women" who work at this dive broadcast.. In order to "attract" customers on 1st Avenue N they have a speaker outside the building that blasts not only the music, but these "women's" attempts to be cute while using every 4-letter word they can think of. I don't think Nashville needs to be remembered by what tourists and residents alike hear from this dive while they are at Riverfront Park, or just walking on 1st Av N. I will continue to complain until they are forced to keep their "entertainment" confined within their establishment.

• Pros: None
• Cons: Potty-mouth tramps who work there

02/17/09

Very rude staff

by brumfield

I was very disappointed. The red headed door guy is so rude. He wouldn't allow us in because he claimed I was too intoxicated and I was not. I had only consumed one cocktail prior to going to coyote ugly. I was joking around and told the door guy that I was 19 years old. I am clearly not 19 years old, as I am 34. I was told before we went to coyote ugly, not to go, as they have a terrible reputation. Well I learned first hand. I have never been treated so badly in my life. Since Nashville has so many awesome establishments with live music, coyote ugly should be your last choice. Don't even waist your time

• Pros: none
• Cons: everything

11/23/08

Abuse. Insults. Coercion. Really Bad Karaoke. Havin' Fun Yet?

by lewistulk

... a friend arrived in town and, as we were walking around Lower Broadway and 2nd, we decided to pop into C.U. Here's what happened: I stopped by the men's room - some one had taken a gigantic dump in the urinal. nice. that should tip you off to the type of crowd. we wander into the bar and are standing at a table near the bar. I ask my friend, " so do you want a beer or something harder?". While we debate beer, whiskey, vodka, etc ... the waitress is walking up and down the bar crucifying a Journey song. She then raises a bottle and makes some sort of unintelligible toast. She states that hardly anyone is drinking and of those who are, it looks like it's mostly women. She then BERATES HER CUSTOMERS for not drinking and for being freeloaders (yeah... she said "freeloaders"). whatever. she walks down toward our end of the bar, looks directly at us and as I'm about to ask for Vodka & 7, she goes off on a some kind of sarcastic monologue about how we men like to see "coyotes in their natural habitat" but that she is "not just performing for [her] health ... so buy a damn drink". Yeah. that's pretty much a direct quote. This has to be the worst bar I"ve been to in Nashville. If you've read everyone else's reviews you've probably figured out that the only people who will enjoy Coyote Ugly are those with a) more money than brains combined with b) a deep-seated desire to be verbally AND/OR physically assaulted. And that's what we call a good time out on the town folks! Not.

We left and went back to Layla's ... cuz it's Music City, right. So go hear some real good music, friends. You'll thank yourself for it.

(The only other thing I can't figure out, is with so many LOUSY reviews on this site, how is CU still getting 4.5 stars? ... hmmm)

• Pros: two exits
• Cons: uh... there is not any number of adjectives to sum up...

10/13/08

Disappointing

by Cryslee74

I was actually kind of disappointed...it seemed more like a strip club than I had thought. Mostly just 1 bartender on the bar doing her own thing.

10/06/08

This place is a LOSER!

by JohnAnonymous

This place is the over-priced tourist trap from hell! Don't waste your time and especially not your money! It's just awful!

• Pros: none
• Cons: you name it!

06/22/08

BADASS COUNTRY BAR!!

by HOLLY01

COYOTE UGLY IS JUST LIKE THE MOVIE- IT WAS JUST ME AND MY HUSBAND-JUST MOVED TO THE WONDERFUL STATE OF TN..WE KNEW KNOW ONE--BUT THE BARTENDERS MADE ME FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. WE WENT ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. THE PLACE WAS PACKED...THE HOT BARTENDERS TOOK ME UP ON THE BAR AND I WAS A DANCING MACHINE..THIS GIRL APPARENTLY THOUGHT I WAS A COYOTE AND TOOK HER PICTURE WITH ME-OF COURSE I WENT ALONG WITH IT...I CLOSED THAT PLACE DOWN-IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT EVERY!!! THE BARTENDERS WERE AMAZING. THERE WAS A EQUAL AMOUNT OF MEN VS. WOMEN. I'M NOT INTO RAP-COYOTE WAS ALL ROCK AND ROLL!!! MY HUSBAND IS A HARLEY MAN SO HE ENJOYED THE MUSIC. ROCK ON!!!!

04/20/08

if i could choose zero stars i would...

by gooniesgeek247

Me and three friends were in town for a conference at the capital, we were excited to go to coyote ugky because we had never been, little did we know how HORRIBLE it would be....

red flag 1: we walked in and noticed we were the only women

red flag 2: a man immediately approached us, before we were even seated, and asked if we wanted him to buy us beer, uhm no.

red flag 3: all the bartenders were up on the bar dancing, none were serving patrons.

red flag 4: one bartender looked directly at us and turned the other way.

red flag 5: two barteders began giving "body shots," which looked more like groping and s e x, on top of the bar five feet from where we were sitting.

and finally: as we left the bar, one of the negligent bartenders CHASED us while asking us what we wanted to drink. no thanks, you had your chance.

we went down the street to graham central station and had the BEST time!

• Pros: nothing
• Cons: everything