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alfau

Joined 3 years ago

an extraordinary experience. I pulled up, exhausted. It had been a worrisome day: the appearance of a rare strand of Lime's Disease in my dog, Armand, made itself known to me (I was once a vet). I was famished and there was Church's.

I explained the trouble with Armand (my dog; see above) to an attentive and kindly staff member. They gave me an extra breast, due to my grief! Can you imagine that! Wow. That's service.

Three weeks earlier, a man had apparently committed suicide in the bathroom. Caveat: this may well be a rumor; I heard it from a man who was hanging out in the parking lot. This tale, true or not, has lead to a tapering off of business. That and the economic crisis. Do not let this effluvia stop you from enjoying the food on Rivergate Parkway!

Fried Chicken is an American classic! Don't let terrorists convince you that factory farming produces infected warrens of decay and puss. I can assure you that Church's would never serve that to their customers. Why, it's called Church's, isn't it? It shows that you can trust them.

If terrorists hate us so much, then they can just go to Mosque's (Get it?) for their chicken.

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rontomed

Joined 6 years ago

Can't Fill My Order Correctly & Stale Biscuits. I stopped in today to buy the 10 piece special which offered dark and white meat with 2 sided for $14.99. The young lady at the counter assured me there would be 2 breasts in my order. The manager Kris prepared my order. I arrived home to discover 4 thighs and 0 breasts. This is not the first time this has happened. Also, the biscuits where stale. I can't help but wonder how many others have been cheated of their white pieces of chicken from this store? I've found that Church's Fried Chicken, located in the White Castle restaurants, has better tasting chicken with fresh baked honey coated biscuits, at a better price and they always fill my order correctly. If Mrs. Winner's hadn't been more convenient I wouldn't have stopped today. From now on it's only Church's Fried Chicken for me.